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From: Jim.Foote@TorkRite.com
Dan & Traci
Obviously, thus far, my efforts to communicate my wants in terms of a
permanent receptionist have gone either unheard or unheeded. In lite of
this, I decided to have Ackerman, the temp with the drumsticks,
delineate the situation in a graphical format.
In other words, I am drawing a picture for you guys. These are
attached.
Far be it from me to talk strategy with a kid making $8.15 per hour when
you guys are paid far above that, but the temp did offer a suggestion
that I would be remiss to ignore: if we are so interested in seeing the
end of Ms.
Frycke, why not institute a policy prohibiting the use of Rascal
Scooters on company premises?
Dan, Traci, is this dooable? Check with Division of Compliance to see
if this has been attempted at other firms.
Jim Foote
Branch Executive
TorkRite Industries
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Spirits of the dead, this is the Yurei of
failed office parties, the ghost who haunts the halls of Tork-Rite. I long
for mischief. I have waited many moons for this opportunity. Not only is
it the day of april fools, but it is a day when I can bring two living
beings together for 48 and make them feel passion for one another. two
unlikely beings, who will wake up afterwards and remember everything, yet
return to their former state of attitude towards one another.
Who shall they be? spirit of the men's room stall, assist me in my mischief. assist me in my mockery of things living!
Who shall they be? spirit of the men's room stall, assist me in my mischief. assist me in my mockery of things living!
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yo, yo, yo! office party ghost, it's been a
lonng ass time. and you KNOW I see lots of asses, being the men's room
stall ghost.
I'll tell you what. You know what would be a thigh-slapper? Let's put that 48 hour spell on the one on the motorized scooter and the one with the moustache and the sunburn. Not the tall one. the one that likes to fire everyone.
The question is, how do we do it? They have to touch the same object in order for it to work. Hmmm. What object are they both guaranteed to touch?
Must think about this.
I'll tell you what. You know what would be a thigh-slapper? Let's put that 48 hour spell on the one on the motorized scooter and the one with the moustache and the sunburn. Not the tall one. the one that likes to fire everyone.
The question is, how do we do it? They have to touch the same object in order for it to work. Hmmm. What object are they both guaranteed to touch?
Must think about this.
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Ack,
I found this clipping in Jim Foote's garbage of that new receptionist. What's it mean and how can we use this?
Kev
I found this clipping in Jim Foote's garbage of that new receptionist. What's it mean and how can we use this?
Kev
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Tolman,
You mean you want to whack to it? Be my guest dude.
--Ack
You mean you want to whack to it? Be my guest dude.
--Ack