To: Tracipop@torkrite.com
From: louisdahlberg@torkrite.com
I took this photo when I was in the break room yesterday. I suspect that J.F. is going to need a change of underwear on Monday.
To: dansparks@torkrite.com
From: Tracipop@torkrite.com
Dan,
I hate to say I told you so, but I told you so.
(see below)
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Traci,
I was going to white-out the cartoon on Jean Fryck's flyer of the man being lectured by a nurse for getting his private parts caught in a photocopier during an office party, but I think we must let the chips fall where they may on this one, don't you?
Lois
I was going to white-out the cartoon on Jean Fryck's flyer of the man being lectured by a nurse for getting his private parts caught in a photocopier during an office party, but I think we must let the chips fall where they may on this one, don't you?
Lois
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HOW DID YOU KNOW I LOVE KITTENS?!!!! THANK
YOU!
I am very excited for the party! I was very surprised to find out that I had been hired full-time. Now I REALLY feel part of the team. YAY TEAM!
By the way, my doctor has ordered me to remove all trans fat from my diet. If you get a coffee cake or something, please make sure that it doesn't have any hydrogenated oil. Also, it wouldn't hurt if it were low-carb. Oh, and I don't drink coffee (but I guess other people do).
Yay team,
Jeane Fryck (pronounced FRIKE, and there's an "e" at the end of Jeane)
Full-time assistant Receptionist
I am very excited for the party! I was very surprised to find out that I had been hired full-time. Now I REALLY feel part of the team. YAY TEAM!
By the way, my doctor has ordered me to remove all trans fat from my diet. If you get a coffee cake or something, please make sure that it doesn't have any hydrogenated oil. Also, it wouldn't hurt if it were low-carb. Oh, and I don't drink coffee (but I guess other people do).
Yay team,
Jeane Fryck (pronounced FRIKE, and there's an "e" at the end of Jeane)
Full-time assistant Receptionist
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Whoever made the flyer (or is it spelled
"flier"? I still haven't learned how to use spell check on these PCs) for
me with the PRETTY PRETTY kitten named Chloe on it, let me say, "Thank
you." (I know some of you think that I made it, but that's not true!) I
truly appreciate the team spirit that went into making it. But I'd like to
clear up a couple of things:
(1) My name is spelled "Jeane" not "Jean." I may wear pants, but I'm NOT pants (LOL)!
(2) My cat's name is "Clawie" NOT "Chloe." Chloe is a PRETTY PRETTY name, but I named my cat Clawie because he has claws (or used to before I had them removed). And Clawie is a calico kittie, not white. And he doesn't call me "Mommy." He calls me "meowy."
(3) I'm will not be providing a "party tub," whatever that is! I'm on a very tight budget.
Yay team,
Jeane Fryck
Full-time assistant Receptionist
(1) My name is spelled "Jeane" not "Jean." I may wear pants, but I'm NOT pants (LOL)!
(2) My cat's name is "Clawie" NOT "Chloe." Chloe is a PRETTY PRETTY name, but I named my cat Clawie because he has claws (or used to before I had them removed). And Clawie is a calico kittie, not white. And he doesn't call me "Mommy." He calls me "meowy."
(3) I'm will not be providing a "party tub," whatever that is! I'm on a very tight budget.
Yay team,
Jeane Fryck
Full-time assistant Receptionist
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I shall haunt this party, causing trouble.
I have been dormant for far too long!!
Maybe I will even invite the Ghost of
the Men's Room End Stall
love,
the Ghost of Office Parties
(my true identitiy is a mystery, even to myself, but I shall learn my past and be freed!)
here is some background on the office ghosts:
Yurei Literally, "dim/hazy/faint spirit." Spirits of the dead who remain among the living for a specific purpose, usually to seek vengeance.
Yurei (Ghosts). Shinto asserts that all people are endowed with a spirit or a soul, called reikon, and when we die, we all become kami.
Those who die peacefully and happily among their family members become revered ancestors. Ancestral spirits protect the family, it is believed, and every summer they are welcomed back to the family home during Japan's Obon festival. Those who die unhappily, or violently, or without a family to care for their departed spirit, or without the correct funeral and post-funeral rites, become hungry ghosts. These hungry ghosts wander about causing trouble; they are typically called yurei (tormented ghosts). Most younger Japanese don't remember that the Obon holidays are also a time when the gates of hell are uncovered, and the hungry ghosts allowed to return to their ancestral haunts.
I have been dormant for far too long!!
Maybe I will even invite the Ghost of
the Men's Room End Stall
love,
the Ghost of Office Parties
(my true identitiy is a mystery, even to myself, but I shall learn my past and be freed!)
here is some background on the office ghosts:
Yurei Literally, "dim/hazy/faint spirit." Spirits of the dead who remain among the living for a specific purpose, usually to seek vengeance.
Yurei (Ghosts). Shinto asserts that all people are endowed with a spirit or a soul, called reikon, and when we die, we all become kami.
Those who die peacefully and happily among their family members become revered ancestors. Ancestral spirits protect the family, it is believed, and every summer they are welcomed back to the family home during Japan's Obon festival. Those who die unhappily, or violently, or without a family to care for their departed spirit, or without the correct funeral and post-funeral rites, become hungry ghosts. These hungry ghosts wander about causing trouble; they are typically called yurei (tormented ghosts). Most younger Japanese don't remember that the Obon holidays are also a time when the gates of hell are uncovered, and the hungry ghosts allowed to return to their ancestral haunts.