Kitten Found in the Console

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12:25 am: a kittin was found in the hi volume hydralic console
High Volume Hydraulic Console
Meow!
Please claim.

Thank you

--H. Stutts

Order more WD-40

ps ladies, first come first serve


Mine!

Me want!! me want!!!

Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

Mine! Mine!

mine!!!!!

Jeane Frycke
Assistant Receoponist


I am afraid we must let the chips fall where they may.
From: LoisDahlberg@TorkRite.com
Date: March 22nd, 2006 - 02:39 pm
I, too, am interested.

Lois Dahlberg
Psst...hey buddy...wanna see pictures of my grandson?
From: <Vicki Impasemia>
Date: March 22nd, 2006 - 02:39 pm
Sign me up!

Vi
This whole cubicle wall is dedicated to Elvis Aron Pressley.
From: CSPreacle@TorkRite.com
Date: March 22nd, 2006 - 02:40 pm
Mr. Stutts,

If no one has claimed the darling creature, I am interested.

Carrie Smock-Preacle
Things just ain't the same without corporate softball
From: JohnJoseph@TorkRite.com
Date: March 22nd, 2006 - 02:43 pm
Stutt-man,

Has anyone claimed that kitten? I got a mouse problem that could use some fixing.

I'll come get it later.

JJ
Some lady from HR said something about my hygiene?
From: TedUnderhoof@TorkRite.com
Date: March 22nd, 2006 - 02:44 pm
Herb,

Between you and me and a hole in the ground, I want to come get that kitten later. I want to give it to Marcy in accounting. Yep, I'm sweet on her.

I know I can count on you.

I'll "hoof it" over to shipping to get it later.

Thanks,

Ted Underhoof
(Mine!)
From: [info]lezmaz
Date: March 22nd, 2006 - 02:46 pm
Dear Mr. Stutts,

I may have seemed overly eager a few minutes ago. I just want to say that I can provide that kitten with the BEST home. I will type up a list of my credentials. Also note that it would be in your best interest to give the kitten to me, as I can arrange for a few extra days vacation for you.

Good things come to those who do good...

Jean Fryck
I'm headed out to a meeting with Ed.
From: JFoote@Torkrite.com
To: TPop@TorkRite.com

Cat in the office?

Traci,

I received a phone call earlier from Mr. Pennis. Apparently, someone has brought a cat into the office and various people have tried to lay claim to it. Mr. Pennis' nephew, Keith, has expressed an interest in the cat, so see that he gets it.

Also, Traci, please find out who brought the cat in and have them see me in my office.

Also, Traci, do you have any of that Alo stuff that goes on sunburns? At your earliest opportunity, bring some Alo into my office.

--Jim Foote
Branch Executive
TorkRite Industries

 


To all,

Please note that the kitten is being given to little Keith Pennis by order of our great leader, Jorgen Pennis.

I am sorry for any disappointment this may cause.

Traci