WE ARE NOT CHIDREN

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No more card playing during brakes.
From: JFoote@TorkRite.com
To: AllEmployees@TorkRite.com

Policy and Procedures regarding Computing Equipment

Gentlemen and Ladies,

It has come to my attention that some employees in the sales and operations departments have been using company computing equipment, and technology resources for purposes other than the production and sales of high quality hydraulic torque wrenches and ancillary products--our core mission at TorkRite Industries. Uses not permitted include the accessing of the Internet for purposes other than the above mentioned core mission, and also solitaire.
Any further infraction to these policies will incur appropriate actions.

Please direct all questions about these issues to Mary Alice, or Sheree, the new black girl whose taking over when Mary Alice has her baby.

Also, there is an empty Krispy Kreme box on the shelf behind Larry's office that should have been throwed out two weeks ago, but is still there. Whoever brought in the donuts should dispose of the box without more adoo.


--Jim Foote
Branch Executive
TorkRite Industries
ext. 2051

F**k.  Nothin' but stems, dude.
From: [info]lezmaz <undisclosed>
To: AllEmployees@TorkRite.com

Re: Policy and Procedures regarding Computing Equipment

Colleagues,

It has come to my attention that I smell like cock-meat. Please help me!

Jim Foote's Mustache
No more card playing during brakes.
From: JFoote@TorkRite.com
To: AllEmployees@TorkRite.com

Re: Policy and Procedures regarding Computing Equipment

This type of foolishness proves my point. It is unfortunate that I must respond to supposed professionals in the same manner I address the guys in shipping. As I told them when I was forced to prohibit card playing during brakes, we are employees of TorkRite Industries, WE ARE NOT CHIDREN.

The regulations concerning computer equipment use will stand and any infractions will be met with zero tolerance.

Jim Foote
Branch Executive
TorkRite Industries
Ext 2501

I just droped a load
From: <undisclosed>
To: AllTorkRiteEemployees

WE ARE NOT CHIDREN

waahh! wahhh! I just droped a big load in my diaper!

sincerely,

Jimmy Foote
Branch Baby
TorkRite Industries

ps. this is not Kevin Tollman